thestrexfiles:

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kaylaconspiracy:

scarymerry:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

GOD I MISS THESE

One time we had nostalgia day in our dorm and we had these and those colored drinks that look like hand grenades. We watched Disney movies and I got in a fight with my RA because she said that you’re not supposed to put sugar in kool-aid

WHO THE FUCK DOESN’T PUT SUGAR IN KOOL-AID!?

kaylaconspiracy:

scarymerry:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

GOD I MISS THESE

One time we had nostalgia day in our dorm and we had these and those colored drinks that look like hand grenades. We watched Disney movies and I got in a fight with my RA because she said that you’re not supposed to put sugar in kool-aid

WHO THE FUCK DOESN’T PUT SUGAR IN KOOL-AID!?


The oscars can go fuck themselves forever now.


jen-louise-dreams:

Fantastic scene, well acted.

THIS SCENE WAS THE BEST SCENE TO HAVE EVER BEEN SEEN! WHAT THE FUCK!

jen-louise-dreams:

Fantastic scene, well acted.

THIS SCENE WAS THE BEST SCENE TO HAVE EVER BEEN SEEN! WHAT THE FUCK!


HOLY! FUCKING! SHIT!
THE WOLF OF WALL STREET!!!!


thinkingingallifreyan:

solo-by-choice:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

but we do??????

At last! I wonder how the usage varies then.

We’re aware that it’s a thing. I assume most know what it means, but we don’t actually use it.


whiteboyfriend:

NPR posted an article with a title asking why people don’t read anymore, but the content was just an April Fools joke. Then people started to embarrass themselves.

(gawker)


agent-scullaaay:

From the IWTB gag reel…


The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant. 


If you think you’ve seen him at the limit before, you don’t know what the limit is. - Robert Kirkman

I genuinely did not know how to feel after this…